MOAR Q'Z PLZ

MOAR STUFFZ PLZ

Alberta Strong & Canadian Raised
Forest Tech. - 20 - Livin' da dream.

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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1 week ago
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officialmadarauchiha:

I feel this on so many levels

officialmadarauchiha:

I feel this on so many levels

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1 week ago
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Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex

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1 week ago
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alexashung:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

shut up ur like 10

(via officialfrenchtoast)

1 week ago
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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via babyimreckless)

1 week ago
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southern-heritage:

antebell-um:

When you start a relationship with a country boy, you also start a relationship with his family, his buddies, and his truck. Make no mistake, one does not come without the others.

THIS^ 

(Source: h0ldingbacklions, via sittinprettyin-suntancity)

1 week ago
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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica, via undesiireed)

1 week ago
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dippincountryboy:

Life’s too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.

So go find someone who fucks good and treats you better.

(via sexxanddgliitter)

1 week ago
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lickbitchesgetmoney:

xybutt:

lickbitchesgetmoney:

i like how in the sims 3 you can walk around with 1,100 eggs in ur pocket

image

women do the same except it’s with their vaginas

ggggggggggGggggGg

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1 week ago
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theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

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1 week ago
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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via c0untry-kiss)

1 week ago
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