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710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

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1 day ago
220,106 notes

When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:

king-of-aces:

my-drippingwettpussay:

apathytoagony:

misterdelfuego:

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I love when i know how wet I am but he doesn’t. Then he puts his hand down there and the reaction is priceless 😈

^^

This is gold

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1 day ago
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ruinedchildhood:

You will be missed. R.I.P Robin Williams

ruinedchildhood:

You will be missed. R.I.P Robin Williams

(Source: jacknicholson, via 5-1-5-o)

2 days ago
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ugly:

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via ravageyourmind)

3 days ago
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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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3 days ago
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seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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3 days ago
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sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

(via officialfrenchtoast)

1 day ago
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militiamedic:

-eve-of-destruction-:

brinconvenient:

An owl on a towel.

Towl

You could call this a… moist towlette.

(Source: a-dreamaway, via my-babys-guns-n-roses)

1 day ago
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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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2 days ago
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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems, via loveemakesmee)

3 days ago
461,569 notes

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

(Source: davebowie, via welcometochiefcountry)

3 days ago
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